My paper builds on the conceptual tools from three interrelated philosophical debates that - as I believe - may help structure important if chaotic discussions about surrogates for living human brains and resolve some practical issues related to regulatory matters. In particular, I refer to the discussions about the "moral precautionary principle" in research ethics (Koplin and Wilkinson 2019); about normative uncertainty in ethics (MacAskill, Bykvist, and Ord 2020), and about the inductive risk problem for animal welfare scientists (Birch 2018). I elucidate upon the possible meanings of the phrase "a too good human brain surrogate" used by Henry T. Greely (2021), and I demonstrate that the evaluation of the practical and regulatory implications of the "goodness" of such surrogates created for research purposes should be sensitive to the possible consequences of two types of errors : the under-attribution and over-attribution of moral status to such beings. Many authors writing about this topic (including Greely 2021, but see also, e.g., Koplin and Savulescu 2019) concentrate only on the first type of error, neglecting the negative consequences of the second type, i.e., over-attribution.